How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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