Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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