I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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