the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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