Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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