mondays should just be called national damage control day
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You can't just leave with hair like that
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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