This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you never un-have a 4some
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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