That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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