Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
i believe in u and ur pee
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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