my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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