Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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