That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
