wake up i wanna do it froggy style
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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