Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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