i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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