in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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