You really coming over, don't trick.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
