Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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