Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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