3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He shit in the fireplace
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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