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i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just had sex on a roof
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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