I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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