i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Text me some of your sweat
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