your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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