Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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