I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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