Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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