her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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