I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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