I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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