OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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