let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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