college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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