i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
