i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
they need to just BURY HIM!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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