I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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