That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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