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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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