just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
