so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
