You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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