Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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