Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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