you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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