I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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