I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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