do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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