oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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