Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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