Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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