i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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