Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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